when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
"…try to behave as if you’ve lived this life before"
3x06 // Red Sky at Morning
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids
looks more like an orgy
someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious
the nerve of some people